sorry i stopped using this account because the people following me.. uuhh
I would take a bullet for garlic bread
who would shoot a garlic bread
im sorry but i only listen to real music
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect
lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america
1492 represent
tHIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
NOT JUST TWO DASH THINGS
BUT THREE
AND THEY ARE ALL PERFECT NO DON’T TOUCH ME
omfg
I was making this gif and I went to save it and realized I accidentally reversed it
i cAN’T STOP LAUGHING
I feel it needs ‘NOPE’ on it.
DONE
i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge
do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order
*adopts 420 children* haha raise it
don’t you mean blaze it?
NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG
#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go
Unpopular Ship?
Unknown ship:
Trying to get other people to ship your ship:
Ship remains non-canon?
Ship remains non-canon part 2:
You ALMOST Ship something:
Someone ships something you don’t ship?
Someone insults your ship:
Ship becomes canon:
What is the conclusion? Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.
No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.
When someone shoots your ship down:
that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you
that last gif is “When you find smutty fan art of your ship”
IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.
sO
i WAS MELTING SOME CHOCOLATE IN THE MICROWAVE
AND I TOOK IT OUT TO CHECK ON IT
AND FOR WHATEVER REASON
I DECIDED THAT THE BEST WAY TO CHECK IF IT WAS MELTED OR NOT WAS TO HOLD THE BOWL UP TO MY EAR
AND LISTEN TO IT
what the actual fuck was that supposed to accomplish
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they yell at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
I also hate when you do this and then they tell the entire family, neighborhood, their workmates, and everyone in the entire world about it.
And they wonder why I never tell them anything anymore